Trees cut around the telephone wire
Dropped out to watch a race car go by
Sit down to drink a Miller Lite
You really liked to stay inside

Honey, I shrunk the kids again
The day drips away 'til I can go back to bed

The refrigerator's whisperin' to itself
The May Queen of West Virginia
You soon seem to be wearin' thin
And my dad picked a Dallas Cowboys urn to put your ashes in

Honey, I shrunk the kids again
The day drips away 'til I can go back to bed