He's clingy, he's lovin', he always initiates
Callin' and touchin', it feels like just yesterday
He wanted all four of my personalities
Now I don't recognize this

Stranger (stranger) , danger (danger)
There in my bed at night
Wide-eyed (dreamin') , ponderin' (schemin')
What life without me'd be like
Can I return him? Give back the version I like
This one's bullshit, baby

My man on his willpower
is something I don't understand
He fell in love with self-restraint
and now it's gettin' out of hand
He used to be literally obsessed with me
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under
Something I don't understand

He's busy, he's workin', he doesn't have time for me
My slutty pajamas not temptin' him in the least
What in the fucked-up romantic
dark comedy is this nightmare lately?
Yeah, okay, okay
he's on his big journey to find
A little sense of life and his sense of purpose, but why?

I'm right here (right here) , I'm wavin' (hello)
The joke can be over now
You're so silly, baby

My man on his willpower
is something I don't understand
He fell in love with self-restraint
and now it's gettin' out of hand
He used to be literally obsessed with me
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under
Something I don't understand

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, woah-oh-oh-oh-ooh

My man's in touch with his emotions
My man won't touch me with a twenty-foot pole
My man's forgotten his devotion
Where he's gone? God only knows

(Where he's gone? God only knows)