BRIAN MOLKO & JANE BIRKIN: Don't stare at your face With your nose out of place At the wrinkles where zits used to be And remember that smiling Uses less muscles And frowning just makes you look ugly So smile Smile And the whole world smiles with you They'd smile They'd smile If the whole world just had a clue
JANE BIRKIN: Don't mess with your man When he's selling you grams He would kill you for less and then smile And don't curse at a whore As you open the door 'Cos your service won't be with a smile
BRIAN MOLKO & JANE BIRKIN: So smile Smile And the whole world smiles with you They'd smile They'd smile If the whole world just had a clue
BRIAN MOLKO: Don't sneer at your doctor Or gamble and proctor 'Cos they're just dawns in the game
JANE BIRKIN: The perfect prescription Is one that you're given That's filled out in Jesus' name
BRIAN MOLKO: Don't be scared of your preacher 'Cos he's just a leach He's too busy cruising your ass
JANE BIRKIN: There's a verse in the bible That says we're all liable For everything that comes to pass
BRIAN MOLKO & JANE BIRKIN: So smile Smile And the whole world smiles with you They'd smile They'd smile If the whole world just had a clue So smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile