Bet you feel like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rock star gone too far
You got us all living on a seesaw now

Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper and he went off
Butcher, baker, candle maker thirsty for the power
Bouncing 'round the room with a supersonic blaster
Eating up the doom as the clock is ticking faster
A kiwi is a cross of a strawberry and a lime
So detuned that the truth is a tight line
Giving titty twisters like you're stuck in 1999
Ate what you fed mе, poot, poot, it's a gold lime

Lean back just like that
Push mе down, make me do that dance
Oh, squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire bat
Now lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Oh, squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire

Bet you feel like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rock star gone too far
You got us all living on a seesaw now
Like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rock star gone too far
You got us all living on a seesaw now

(Every time you get me down, get me down)
(Every time you get me, get me, get me down)

All in my face, Don Quixote, hee-haw
Spank the monkey, more bananas than Diddy Kong
Shattered like a melon thrown from the Eiffel Tower
Such a fucking menace, you're a Dennis
You're a true Hobbes
Ayy, man, what was that? Give me back my ciggie tax
Ninety percent of a motherfucking ten-pack
Took it to the club and you put it in a piggy bank
Butter fingers dipping lobster claws
with your fat cats

Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Oh, squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire bat
Now lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
Oh, squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire bat

(Bet you feel like a rock star, don't you now?)
(I know you get off every time you get me down)
(Like a rock star gone too far)
(You got us all)
Like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rock star gone too far
You got us all living on a seesaw now
Like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me down
Like a rock star gone too far
Oh, you got us all living on a seesaw now

(Every time you get me down, every time you get me down)
(Every time you get me, get me, get me down)
(Every time you get me down, every time you get me down)
(Every time you get me, get me, get me down)